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    • #66954
      Anonymous

      Hey all, I just posted some pix of my not-yet-complete bilge project.

      https://www.pearson424.org/gallery/Bilge-on-Ra

      So here’s how this little project went,

      I wanted a horn at the spreaders. When I went to install it, I had difficulty getting the wiring in the mast because there was a lot of old crap. So I pulled that out.
      And re-wired from the binnacle to the spreaders. In doing that I found oil in the bilge, suddenly clearing up the mystery of the disappearing oil.

      The original Bilge Pump left several inches of water in the bilge, topped with about a gallon of oil.

      So I decided to redo the bilge pump setup as per suggestions from the list, but the shower sump was in the way, so I had to relocate that, (as in I had to rent a sawzall) which in turn meant having to relocate the raw water strainer.

      When I removed the sump hose, I discovered that the seacock would not shut off. SO I replaced that.

      (I did however talk my girlfriend into crawling into the bilge to help clean it. Again thanks to the list I was able to say “see hun, other admirals do it, it would be ‘weird’ if you refused”)

      The best place to put the new sump was occupied by the holding tank discharge. SO I had to relocate that, which meant a couple new hoses.

      So I decided to replace ALL of the sanitation hoses. In the course of this, I discovered that the discharge pump went straight to the seacock without a vented loop. Meaning that a small check valve in the pump was all that was keeping the seawater out of the holding tank.

      While it was out, I rebuilt the discharge pump, where I discovered that the check valve didn’t in fact close all the way, which suddenly explained why the holding tank was full even if we didn’t use it for a week.

      While I had nearly every friggin hose and wire in the bilge exposed I needed to climb into all of the aft lazzarettes, and since I had all that crap out of the boat I did a deep spring cleaning to inventory the boat and add everything into John’s excel spreadsheet.

      But then it was dark, and supposed to rain and so I had to put it all back, and now I have to take it back out to inventory it so damned you John and your cool excel spreadsheet!!!!

      Or and my boat is a friggin’ deathtrap.

      I still don’t have the raw water pump or the sump reinstalled or even found the oil leak yet.

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    • #69646
      madsailor
      Moderator

      Hi Aaron,

      That is perhaps the funniest thing I've read in a long time – and the picture is beautiful! Both are so prototypical of the plight of boat owners.

      Thanks for that!

      Bob Pelican # 8

      On Fri, Apr 25, 2008 at 11:34 PM, Aaron Lynch < ([email][/email])> wrote:

      Hey all, I just posted some pix of my not-yet-complete bilge project.

      https://www.pearson424.org/gallery/Bilge-on-Ra

      So here’s how this little project went,

      I wanted a horn at the spreaders. When I went to install it, I had difficulty getting the wiring in the mast because there was a lot of old crap. So I pulled that out.
      And re-wired from the binnacle to the spreaders. In doing that I found oil in the bilge, suddenly clearing up the mystery of the disappearing oil.

      The original Bilge Pump left several inches of water in the bilge, topped with about a gallon of oil.

      So I decided to redo the bilge pump setup as per suggestions from the list, but the shower sump was in the way, so I had to relocate that, (as in I had to rent a sawzall) which in turn meant having to relocate the raw water strainer.

      When I removed the sump hose, I discovered that the seacock would not shut off. SO I replaced that.

      (I did however talk my girlfriend into crawling into the bilge to help clean it. Again thanks to the list I was able to say “see hun, other admirals do it, it would be ‘weird’ if you refused”)

      The best place to put the new sump was occupied by the holding tank discharge. SO I had to relocate that, which meant a couple new hoses.

      So I decided to replace ALL of the sanitation hoses. In the course of this, I discovered that the discharge pump went straight to the seacock without a vented loop. Meaning that a small check valve in the pump was all that was keeping the seawater out of the holding tank.

      While it was out, I rebuilt the discharge pump, where I discovered that the check valve didn’t in fact close all the way, which suddenly explained why the holding tank was full even if we didn’t use it for a week.

      While I had nearly every friggin hose and wire in the bilge exposed I needed to climb into all of the aft lazzarettes, and since I had all that crap out of the boat I did a deep spring cleaning to inventory the boat and add everything into John’s excel spreadsheet.

      But then it was dark, and supposed to rain and so I had to put it all back, and now I have to take it back out to inventory it so damned you John and your cool excel spreadsheet!!!!

      Or and my boat is a friggin’ deathtrap.

      I still don’t have the raw water pump or the sump reinstalled or even found the oil leak yet.


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    • #69649
      john stevenson
      Participant

      Aaron,
      I also loved the rant – actually you beat me to it. I've spent the last month trying to install my composting head, but it seems every day something more critical pops up and demands my attention. Two days ago the hard drive on my navigation computer crashed and burned. Spent a couple of days trying to restore it, then got my backup computer computer working , sorta. Yesterday I thought I was ready to move out on the head, when the galley faucet decided it was time to spring a leak – that's my task for today.
      One thing I can say though – all these broken parts are very well inventoried.
      Now if I can just keep those idiots on the Dell Auction site from outbidding me, I'll have two replacements for my old navigation computers.

      John

      On Sat, Apr 26, 2008 at 8:40 AM, Robert Fine < ([email][/email])> wrote:

      Hi Aaron,

      That is perhaps the funniest thing I've read in a long time – and the picture is beautiful! Both are so prototypical of the plight of boat owners.

      Thanks for that!

      Bob Pelican # 8

      On Fri, Apr 25, 2008 at 11:34 PM, Aaron Lynch < ([email][/email])> wrote:

      Hey all, I just posted some pix of my not-yet-complete bilge project.

      https://www.pearson424.org/gallery/Bilge-on-Ra

      So here's how this little project went,

      I wanted a horn at the spreaders. When I went to install it, I had difficulty getting the wiring in the mast because there was a lot of old crap. So I pulled that out.
      And re-wired from the binnacle to the spreaders. In doing that I found oil in the bilge, suddenly clearing up the mystery of the disappearing oil.

      The original Bilge Pump left several inches of water in the bilge, topped with about a gallon of oil.

      So I decided to redo the bilge pump setup as per suggestions from the list, but the shower sump was in the way, so I had to relocate that, (as in I had to rent a sawzall) which in turn meant having to relocate the raw water strainer.

      When I removed the sump hose, I discovered that the seacock would not shut off. SO I replaced that.

      (I did however talk my girlfriend into crawling into the bilge to help clean it. Again thanks to the list I was able to say “see hun, other admirals do it, it would be 'weird' if you refused”)

      The best place to put the new sump was occupied by the holding tank discharge. SO I had to relocate that, which meant a couple new hoses.

      So I decided to replace ALL of the sanitation hoses. In the course of this, I discovered that the discharge pump went straight to the seacock without a vented loop. Meaning that a small check valve in the pump was all that was keeping the seawater out of the holding tank.

      While it was out, I rebuilt the discharge pump, where I discovered that the check valve didn't in fact close all the way, which suddenly explained why the holding tank was full even if we didn't use it for a week.

      While I had nearly every friggin hose and wire in the bilge exposed I needed to climb into all of the aft lazzarettes, and since I had all that crap out of the boat I did a deep spring cleaning to inventory the boat and add everything into John's excel spreadsheet.

      But then it was dark, and supposed to rain and so I had to put it all back, and now I have to take it back out to inventory it so damned you John and your cool excel spreadsheet!!!!

      Or and my boat is a friggin' deathtrap.

      I still don't have the raw water pump or the sump reinstalled or even found the oil leak yet.


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    • #69654
      unabated
      Participant

      Welcome to boating my friend… what is it that West
      Marine says…. We make boating more fun!!!!.

      — Aaron Lynch <> wrote:

      Hey all, I just posted some pix of my
      not-yet-complete bilge project.

      https://www.pearson424.org/gallery/Bilge-on-Ra

      So here¹s how this little project went,

      I wanted a horn at the spreaders. When I went to
      install it, I had
      difficulty getting the wiring in the mast because
      there was a lot of old
      crap. So I pulled that out.
      And re-wired from the binnacle to the spreaders. In
      doing that I found oil
      in the bilge, suddenly clearing up the mystery of
      the disappearing oil.

      The original Bilge Pump left several inches of water
      in the bilge, topped
      with about a gallon of oil.

      So I decided to redo the bilge pump setup as per
      suggestions from the list,
      but the shower sump was in the way, so I had to
      relocate that, (as in I had
      to rent a sawzall) which in turn meant having to
      relocate the raw water
      strainer.

      When I removed the sump hose, I discovered that the
      seacock would not shut
      off. SO I replaced that.

      (I did however talk my girlfriend into crawling into
      the bilge to help clean
      it. Again thanks to the list I was able to say ³see
      hun, other admirals do
      it, it would be Œweird¹ if you refused²)

      The best place to put the new sump was occupied by
      the holding tank
      discharge. SO I had to relocate that, which meant a
      couple new hoses.

      So I decided to replace ALL of the sanitation hoses.
      In the course of this,
      I discovered that the discharge pump went straight
      to the seacock without a
      vented loop. Meaning that a small check valve in
      the pump was all that was
      keeping the seawater out of the holding tank.

      While it was out, I rebuilt the discharge pump,
      where I discovered that the
      check valve didn¹t in fact close all the way, which
      suddenly explained why
      the holding tank was full even if we didn¹t use it
      for a week.

      While I had nearly every friggin hose and wire in
      the bilge exposed I needed
      to climb into all of the aft lazzarettes, and since
      I had all that crap out
      of the boat I did a deep spring cleaning to
      inventory the boat and add
      everything into John¹s excel spreadsheet.

      But then it was dark, and supposed to rain and so I
      had to put it all back,
      and now I have to take it back out to inventory it
      so damned you John and
      your cool excel spreadsheet!!!!

      Or and my boat is a friggin¹ deathtrap.

      I still don¹t have the raw water pump or the sump
      reinstalled or even found
      the oil leak yet.


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    • #69657
      Anonymous

      RTFL, you know ruth manages one? Too funny.

      On 4/26/08 3:19 PM, alan P wrote :

      Welcome to boating my friend… what is it that West
      Marine says…. We make boating more fun!!!!.

      — Aaron Lynch <> wrote:

      Hey all, I just posted some pix of my
      not-yet-complete bilge project.

      https://www.pearson424.org/gallery/Bilge-on-Ra

      So here’s how this little project went,

      I wanted a horn at the spreaders. When I went to
      install it, I had
      difficulty getting the wiring in the mast because
      there was a lot of old
      crap. So I pulled that out.
      And re-wired from the binnacle to the spreaders. In
      doing that I found oil
      in the bilge, suddenly clearing up the mystery of
      the disappearing oil.

      The original Bilge Pump left several inches of water
      in the bilge, topped
      with about a gallon of oil.

      So I decided to redo the bilge pump setup as per
      suggestions from the list,
      but the shower sump was in the way, so I had to
      relocate that, (as in I had
      to rent a sawzall) which in turn meant having to
      relocate the raw water
      strainer.

      When I removed the sump hose, I discovered that the
      seacock would not shut
      off. SO I replaced that.

      (I did however talk my girlfriend into crawling into
      the bilge to help clean
      it. Again thanks to the list I was able to say “see
      hun, other admirals do
      it, it would be ‘weird’ if you refused”)

      The best place to put the new sump was occupied by
      the holding tank
      discharge. SO I had to relocate that, which meant a
      couple new hoses.

      So I decided to replace ALL of the sanitation hoses.
      In the course of this,
      I discovered that the discharge pump went straight
      to the seacock without a
      vented loop. Meaning that a small check valve in
      the pump was all that was
      keeping the seawater out of the holding tank.

      While it was out, I rebuilt the discharge pump,
      where I discovered that the
      check valve didn’t in fact close all the way, which
      suddenly explained why
      the holding tank was full even if we didn’t use it
      for a week.

      While I had nearly every friggin hose and wire in
      the bilge exposed I needed
      to climb into all of the aft lazzarettes, and since
      I had all that crap out
      of the boat I did a deep spring cleaning to
      inventory the boat and add
      everything into John’s excel spreadsheet.

      But then it was dark, and supposed to rain and so I
      had to put it all back,
      and now I have to take it back out to inventory it
      so damned you John and
      your cool excel spreadsheet!!!!

      Or and my boat is a friggin’ deathtrap.

      I still don’t have the raw water pump or the sump
      reinstalled or even found
      the oil leak yet.


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